Dumtabarpdodgil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair raven.

Dumtabarpdodgil created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumtabarpdodgil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumtabarpdodgil, she will be very sad.

Dumtabarpdodgil's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dumtabarpdodgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.