Giltipbest is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic human.

Giltipbest created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giltipbest, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Giltipbest, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Giltipbest's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Giltipbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Worship no other gods but Giltipbest.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not chop down trees.