Vabyiklam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless goose.

Vabyiklam created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabyiklam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabyiklam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vabyiklam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vabyiklam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to birds while wearing gray rings.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.