Binfigciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy fish.

Binfigciss created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binfigciss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Binfigciss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Binfigciss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Binfigciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Worship no other gods but Binfigciss.

4. Put Binfigciss first in all things.

5. Do not kill bats.
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