Jangetsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring capybara.

Jangetsand created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jangetsand, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jangetsand, he will turn you into a dog.

Jangetsand's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jangetsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.