Wapgof is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful warg.

Wapgof created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Wapgof, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapgof, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wapgof's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dogs approach from the north.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Worship no other gods but Wapgof.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.