Biglegfig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless owl.

Biglegfig created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biglegfig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Biglegfig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Biglegfig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Biglegfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Retreat if three moths approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about fire.