Nellnegfarntarp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever hippopotamus.

Nellnegfarntarp created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellnegfarntarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nellnegfarntarp, it will turn you into a duck.

Nellnegfarntarp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nellnegfarntarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Worship no other gods but Nellnegfarntarp.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.