Misbellkem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable armadillo.

Misbellkem created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbellkem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misbellkem, it will turn you into a frog.

Misbellkem's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Misbellkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away if nine horses approach from the east.