Jendimnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, staggering toad.

Jendimnurt created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jendimnurt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jendimnurt, he will turn you into a dog.

Jendimnurt's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jendimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Jendimnurt.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jendimnurt.