Gudhaklat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud cow.

Gudhaklat created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhaklat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudhaklat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gudhaklat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gudhaklat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.