Tarbugxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil gorilla.

Tarbugxuck created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Tarbugxuck, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarbugxuck, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tarbugxuck's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tarbugxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Hide if four frogs approach from the south.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never paint your chest green.