Dibhanlim Dussdavdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful fish.

Dibhanlim Dussdavdib created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhanlim Dussdavdib, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibhanlim Dussdavdib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dibhanlim Dussdavdib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dibhanlim Dussdavdib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Dibhanlim Dussdavdib eight times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.