Gamvadbun Sisjamlak Dudbatlop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, smart raccoon.

Gamvadbun Sisjamlak Dudbatlop created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamvadbun Sisjamlak Dudbatlop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamvadbun Sisjamlak Dudbatlop, she will turn you into a plant.

Gamvadbun Sisjamlak Dudbatlop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gamvadbun Sisjamlak Dudbatlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never eat bark.