Kinbeglap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent zebra.

Kinbeglap created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbeglap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kinbeglap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kinbeglap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kinbeglap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never talk about foxes.