Garmidrull Damnutt Flamdinven is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage owl.

Garmidrull Damnutt Flamdinven created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Garmidrull Damnutt Flamdinven, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Garmidrull Damnutt Flamdinven, it will torture you forever.

Garmidrull Damnutt Flamdinven's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Garmidrull Damnutt Flamdinven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not bounce in public.