Latrullbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able hedgehog.

Latrullbat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Latrullbat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latrullbat, it will turn you into a tree.

Latrullbat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Latrullbat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink otters for they are unholy.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never feed carrots to tortoises while wearing indigo hats.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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