Liggildap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil goblin.

Liggildap created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Liggildap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liggildap, it will strike you with lightening.

Liggildap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Liggildap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.