Ominhamhud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring crow.

Ominhamhud created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Ominhamhud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ominhamhud, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ominhamhud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ominhamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about comets.