Barntipfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty ant.

Barntipfom created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Barntipfom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Barntipfom, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Barntipfom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Barntipfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never write about stars.