Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic centaur.

Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonkfutrip Jabvilnar.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.