Bembugjab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic dingo.

Bembugjab created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bembugjab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bembugjab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bembugjab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bembugjab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never pour water over plants.