Pagbossnill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless naga.

Pagbossnill created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbossnill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pagbossnill, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pagbossnill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pagbossnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of mice.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Never think about gravity.