Sinsommid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring cat.

Sinsommid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsommid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinsommid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sinsommid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sinsommid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.