Flansangig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil camel.

Flansangig created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flansangig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flansangig, he will remove you from existence.

Flansangig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flansangig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Never wear black kilts.

5. Always take life seriously.