Arffembit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying bear.

Arffembit created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arffembit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arffembit, she will turn you into a mole.

Arffembit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Arffembit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always take life seriously.