Sawbusvil is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient deer.

Sawbusvil created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbusvil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawbusvil, she will ignore you.

Sawbusvil's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sawbusvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Sawbusvil on top of important buildings.

5. Do not hurt moths.