Butflamjig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful wyvern.

Butflamjig created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Butflamjig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butflamjig, she will turn you into a slug.

Butflamjig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Butflamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not make images of living things.