Logbemarf is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent zebra.

Logbemarf created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Logbemarf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Logbemarf, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Logbemarf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Logbemarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never paint your neck violet.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away if five mites approach from the west.