Labrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair faun.

Labrag created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Labrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Labrag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Labrag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Labrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Put Labrag first in all things.

4. Retreat if six rats approach from the west.

5. Never look in ponds.