Fedbimjip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair wasp.

Fedbimjip created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbimjip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fedbimjip, she will ignore you.

Fedbimjip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fedbimjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.