Baststragtansaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy manatee.

Baststragtansaf created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baststragtansaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Baststragtansaf, he will torture you forever.

Baststragtansaf's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Baststragtansaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Baststragtansaf loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if seven seals approach from the south.