Padbidyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart seal.

Padbidyatt created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Padbidyatt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Padbidyatt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Padbidyatt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Padbidyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must pray to Padbidyatt three times a day.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.