Weecusstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental wasp.

Weecusstaf created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecusstaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weecusstaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Weecusstaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Weecusstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.