Zimbagflis is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic camel.

Zimbagflis created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Zimbagflis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimbagflis, she will manifest in front of you.

Zimbagflis' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zimbagflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if five great tits approach from the north.