Nilfidtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witty gnu.

Nilfidtaf created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Nilfidtaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilfidtaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nilfidtaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nilfidtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.