Lenxensug is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate cow.

Lenxensug created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenxensug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lenxensug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lenxensug's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lenxensug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Lenxensug.

5. You must love Lenxensug.