Bedcepcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful guinea pig.

Bedcepcad created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcepcad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedcepcad, it will not invite you to parties.

Bedcepcad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bedcepcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Bedcepcad.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed beans to badgers while wearing indigo coats.