Stiptettibest is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil shrew.

Stiptettibest created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiptettibest, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stiptettibest, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stiptettibest's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stiptettibest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed gooseberries to tapirs while wearing orange scarves.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always obey Stiptettibest's priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.