Rowgenwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous parrot.

Rowgenwik created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgenwik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowgenwik, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rowgenwik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rowgenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rowgenwik on top of all buildings.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Rowgenwik on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Rowgenwik.