Loopvedmil Kangebmig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish whale.

Loopvedmil Kangebmig created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopvedmil Kangebmig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopvedmil Kangebmig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Loopvedmil Kangebmig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Loopvedmil Kangebmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not commit murder.