Rullading is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous hare.

Rullading created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullading, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullading, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rullading's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rullading's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing yellow kilts.