Vinsasbim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying capybara.

Vinsasbim created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinsasbim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinsasbim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vinsasbim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vinsasbim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vinsasbim on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention great tits.