Stankabgut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving human.

Stankabgut created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stankabgut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stankabgut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stankabgut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stankabgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear black corsets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.