Mifkimrakhak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented armadillo.

Mifkimrakhak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Mifkimrakhak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifkimrakhak, he will laugh at you.

Mifkimrakhak's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mifkimrakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifkimrakhak.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.