Dibtagvonhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage hare.

Dibtagvonhot created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibtagvonhot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dibtagvonhot, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dibtagvonhot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dibtagvonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tapirs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibtagvonhot.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.