Nuttbedsan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving crocodile.

Nuttbedsan created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbedsan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuttbedsan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nuttbedsan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nuttbedsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Nuttbedsan four times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.