Migdav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental frog.

Migdav created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migdav, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migdav, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Migdav's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Migdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the east.