Wonbuthapfottafyartyart is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous wombat.

Wonbuthapfottafyartyart created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbuthapfottafyartyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonbuthapfottafyartyart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wonbuthapfottafyartyart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wonbuthapfottafyartyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never mention ants.