Doddossmit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate hummingbird.

Doddossmit created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doddossmit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Doddossmit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Doddossmit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Doddossmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Worship no other gods but Doddossmit.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.